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Baseball Photobomb

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Baseball Photobomb thanks to Teresia LaRoque

The fine art of spoiling photographs

Photobomb: to ruin a photograph by appearing in an image without the photographer’s knowledge, often in some dramatic or comical way.

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Baseball Dugout: A whine cellar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no crying in baseball. - A League of Their Own

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A selfie a day keeps insecurities away. - Unknown

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel


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