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Ballroom Dancing for Seniors

You're never too old to take up ballroom, latin, and swing dancing

Ballroom Dancing for Seniors thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Wherever a dancer stands is holy ground. - Martha Graham

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin


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