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Diet plan for excerise ball fitness with friends

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Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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