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I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. - Unknown

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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