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Balloon Buddies thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Diet plan for excerise ball fitness with friends

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Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields


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