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Bacon Wrapped Onion Rings

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Bacon Wrapped Onion Rings thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet. - Sonya Levien

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown


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