QuotaBillsPork is my friend. - Tom Douglas
Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown
Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown
Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown
I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell
All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther
Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown
Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown
To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham
I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm
Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill
Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll
Onion: A vegetable that builds you up physically but tears you down socially - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma
My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor