Bacon Wrapped Onion Rings

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet. - Sonya Levien

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde