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Bacon Women

Bacon recipe for long-lasting, tasty relationships

Bacon Women thanks to Chantelle Myers

Why women are like bacon

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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