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Bacon Thoughts thanks to Howard Chapman

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The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking. - Joan Rivers

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

A collection of rare thoughts is nothing less than a cabinet of intellectual gems. - William B. Sprague

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world. - Buddha

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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