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Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Our achievements today are but the sum total of our thoughts of yesterday. - Blaise Pascal

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

A collection of rare thoughts is nothing less than a cabinet of intellectual gems. - William B. Sprague

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. - Albert Einstein

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Good thoughts and actions can never produce bad results. Bad thoughts and actions can never produce good results. - James Allen

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. - Oscar Wilde

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire


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