Bacon Sandwich

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

An old timer is one who remembers when we counted our blessings instead of our calories. - Unknown

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor