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Bacon Pancakes

Inspiring bacon ideas for a breakfast treat

Bacon Pancakes thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Don't go bacon my heart!

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Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Send me anywhere, only go with me; lay any burden on me, only sustain me; sever any ties but the ties that bind me to your heart. - David Livingstone

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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