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Bacon Pancakes

Inspiring bacon ideas for a breakfast treat

Bacon Pancakes thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Don't go bacon my heart!

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Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction. - Unknown

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Send me anywhere, only go with me; lay any burden on me, only sustain me; sever any ties but the ties that bind me to your heart. - David Livingstone

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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