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Bacon Pancakes

Inspiring bacon ideas for a breakfast treat

Bacon Pancakes thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Don't go bacon my heart!

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Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

What I believe in my heart must make sense in my mind. - Ravi Zacharias

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

The heart never takes the place of the head; but it can, and should, obey it. - C S Lewis

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what he has already achieved, but at what he aspires to. - Kahlil Gibran

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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