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Bacon Pancakes

Inspiring bacon ideas for a breakfast treat

Bacon Pancakes thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Don't go bacon my heart!

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

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Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Time isn't just a fleeting thing. It never moves forward without engraving its mark upon the heart. - Ravi Zacharias

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight. - Kahlil Gibran

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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