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Bacon Pancakes

Inspiring bacon ideas for a breakfast treat

Bacon Pancakes thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Don't go bacon my heart!

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

I shall take the heart, for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - Tin Man

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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