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Bacon Pancakes

Inspiring bacon ideas for a breakfast treat

Bacon Pancakes thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Don't go bacon my heart!

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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