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Bacon Pancakes

Inspiring bacon ideas for a breakfast treat

Bacon Pancakes thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Don't go bacon my heart!

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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