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Bacon Inhaler

For those who can't take in enough bacon

Bacon Inhaler thanks to Howard Chapman

Are you a baconaholic?

An inhaler or puffer is a medical device usually used for delivering medication into the body via the lungs, unless you're a baconaholic

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Flattery is alright, so long as you don't inhale. - Adlai Stevenson

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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