QuotaBillsPulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown
I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump
You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan
I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock