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Bacon Face Breakfast

Bacon and eggs takes on a new personality

Bacon Face Breakfast thanks to Jan Newell

Cooking for artistic appetites

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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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