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Bacon Face Breakfast

Bacon and eggs takes on a new personality

Bacon Face Breakfast thanks to Jan Newell

Cooking for artistic appetites

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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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