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Bacon Face Breakfast

Bacon and eggs takes on a new personality

Bacon Face Breakfast thanks to Jan Newell

Cooking for artistic appetites

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert


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