Bacon Face Breakfast

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Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein