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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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