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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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