Bacon And Eggs Mug

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

A full cup must be carried steadily. - English Proverb

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev