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Bacon And Eggs Mug

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Bacon And Eggs Mug thanks to Mick Flaherty

Preparing yourself for a cheese-e breakfast

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A full cup must be carried steadily. - English Proverb

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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