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Bacon And Eggs Mug

When personalized coffee mugs become food for thought

Bacon And Eggs Mug thanks to Mick Flaherty

Preparing yourself for a cheese-e breakfast

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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