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Backwards Clock

Going back in time

Backwards Clock thanks to Becky Latimer

Some people live in the past

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Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

When was the last time you did something for the first time? - Unknown

If you're there before it's over, you're on time. - James J Walker

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time. - Lewis Carroll

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time. - Mitch Albom

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right. - Casey Stengel

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

There was never yet a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous. - Abraham Lincoln

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

Within you there is a stillness and a sanctuary to which you can retreat at any time. - Hermann Hesse

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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