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Backwards Clock

Going back in time

Backwards Clock thanks to Becky Latimer

Some people live in the past

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Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hardest thing to do is win it the second time. - Red Auerbach

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

If I had more time, I would write a shorter letter. - Blaise Pascal

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. - Jean Paul

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

One thing at a time. Most important thing first. Start now. - Caroline Webb

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Whomever you spend time with you become. So spend time with great people. - Nido Qubein

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

Life is short, and there is too much time wasted bearing grudges, and I like to move on. - Sam Taylor-Johnson

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson

Every time you think the problem is 'out there,' that very thought is the problem. - Stephen Covey

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

There's no such thing as lack of time, only lack of focus. We can all do the things we really want to do. - Robyn Pearce

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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