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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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