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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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