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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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