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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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