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Baby Sidecar

It's perfectly safe as long as the baby is strapped in a seatbelt

Baby Sidecar thanks to Brian Enns

Motorcycle Sidecar Kid Kit

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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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