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QuotaBillsHasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte