Baboon Chorus
Primates cheer for their local team
Monkey See as Monkey Do
Baboons are African and Arabian Old World monkeys belonging to the genus Papio, part of the subfamily Cercopithecinae
QuotaBillsMy favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown
The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington
Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown
Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell
Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce
The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg
The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder
Well, yous 2 may have come from monkeys and bamboons, but not me. - Archie Bunker
Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them. - Elvis Presley
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin
Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne
The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock
Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown
I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle
If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy
Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver
I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis
We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen
If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. - Will Cuppy
I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman
Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb
Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch
Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault
I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway