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The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous intellect. - Samuel Johnson

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough of is love. - Henry Miller

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller


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