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Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Do when ye may, or suffer ye the nay, in love 'tis the way. - English Proverb

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. - Paul Ehrlich

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant? - Jane Austen

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou


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