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Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

She was torn between love and booty. - Faith Baldwin

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - George Lucas

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

I love her and that's the beginning and end of everything. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. - Paul Ehrlich

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

To lose balance, sometimes, for love, is part of living in a balanced life. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

For those who seek it, there is inexhaustible evidence of an all-pervading intelligence. - Richard E Byrd

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson


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