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Autumn Download

Change is in the air

Autumn Download thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Falling leaves of Autumn art - weather you like it or not

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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Like that of leaves is a generation of men. - Homer

Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

To live is so startling, it leaves but little room for other occupations. - Emily Dickinson

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Now something so sad has hold of us that the breath leaves and we can't even cry. - Charles Bukowski

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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