Autumn Download

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

To live is so startling, it leaves but little room for other occupations. - Emily Dickinson

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Now something so sad has hold of us that the breath leaves and we can't even cry. - Charles Bukowski

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump