Australian Tree Hedge

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

I was going to marry a gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges. - Unknown

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper