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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

A drowning man will clutch at a straw. - Sir Thomas More

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

It becomes increasingly easy, as you get older, to drown in nostalgia. - Ted Koppel

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown


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