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Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

There is a great deal of unmapped country within us. - George Iliot

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

There can be no greater issue than that of conservation in this country. - Theodore Roosevelt

A country cannot subsist well without liberty, nor liberty without virtue. - Daniel Webster

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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