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I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

This country with its institutions belongs to the people who inhabit it. - Abraham Lincoln

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F Kennedy

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Demagogue: A person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country. - Don Marquis

The spirit of America has nurtured responsibility and community unlike any other country. - Stephen Covey

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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