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Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

There can be no greater issue than that of conservation in this country. - Theodore Roosevelt

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F Kennedy

You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country. - Robert Frost

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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