Aussie Barbie
BBQ secrets for grilling Down Under
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QuotaBillsMy favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz
Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef
Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent
They should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGeneres
Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb
When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com