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Atom Trust

Do atoms make everything up?

Atom Trust thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sign of a questionable relationship

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Trust if the byproduct of integrity. - Zig Ziglar

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

The universe is made up of stories, not atoms. - Muriel Rukeyser

How many fools does it take to make up a public? - Sebastien Chamfort

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. - Stephen King

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Administratium: Another of the heaviest elements known to man (see also Governmentium) - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle


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