QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I wear glasses, so I can look for things I keep losing. - Bill Cosby
Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker
Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright
Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown