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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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