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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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