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Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

The capacity for tears is the last demonstration of greatness. - G Campbell Morgan

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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