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Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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