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A nation cannot be ignorant and free. - Thomas Jefferson

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

It's headed for the brambles and we are all in our bare feet. - WC Fields

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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