#1 humor site on the 'net

Associate Demonstration

A company flush with good ideas

Associate Demonstration thanks to Howard Chapman

Experience plumbing first hand with a free product demonstration

Where demonstrating a new product rends it used goods
QuotaBills
Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


Enjoy The Moment

Dead Hand

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

Stop The Pipeline

Fake Brakes

Business In Front, Party In Back

Co-Pilot Seat

Beard Fashion

Canadian Parking

Car Wrecker

Redneck Faucet

Feather Cleaning

Ice Hockey Meltdown

Tough Love

Easter Island

Flood Bridge

Don't Count On It

Upended Water Buffalo

Face Heater

Leap Year Shirt

World's Greatest Typo

Icehenge

Found It!