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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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