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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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