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Argentina Weather Stone

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Argentina Weather Stone thanks to Roy Turkington

New meteorological instrument predicts accurate weather forecast

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

Constant dripping hollows out a stone. - Lucretius

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright


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