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Are You Ready?

Welcoming Arms - when Heaven can't wait

Are You Ready? thanks to Jim Serritella

Crossing The Chasm one final time

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God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

Earn all you can,
Spend all you can,
Save all you can,
But for heaven's sake,
Give all you can. - John Wesley

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks

For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis


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