Are You Ready?

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

The nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth - Lao-tzu

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain