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Are You Ready?

Welcoming Arms - when Heaven can't wait

Are You Ready? thanks to Jim Serritella

Crossing The Chasm one final time

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Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

God forgive you, but I never can. - Elizabeth I

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

It is not our long prayers but our believing God that gets the answer. - John G. Lake

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

A saint is not someone who is good but who experiences the goodness of God. - Brennan Manning

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The moment we take our last breath on earth, we take our first breath in heaven. - Billy Graham

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. - Will Rogers

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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