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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Heaven without good society cannot be heaven. - Thomas Fuller

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Our intellect is not intended to be an end in itself, but only a means to the very mind of God. - Ravi Zacharias

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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