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Are You Ready?

Welcoming Arms - when Heaven can't wait

Are You Ready? thanks to Jim Serritella

Crossing The Chasm one final time

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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Every man must get to heaven his own way. - Frederick the Great

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis


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