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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Heaven without good society cannot be heaven. - Thomas Fuller

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If you want to be the person you ought to be, you've got to welcome competition. - Unknown

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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