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Are You Ready?

Welcoming Arms - when Heaven can't wait

Are You Ready? thanks to Jim Serritella

Crossing The Chasm one final time

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

Unwelcome guests are often most welcome when they are gone. - Unknown

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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