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Are You Ready? thanks to Jim Serritella

Crossing The Chasm one final time

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Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi


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