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Are You Ready?

Welcoming Arms - when Heaven can't wait

Are You Ready? thanks to Jim Serritella

Crossing The Chasm one final time

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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell. - George Moore

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. - Elvis Presley

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

If you want to be the person you ought to be, you've got to welcome competition. - Unknown

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks


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