#1 humor site on the 'net

Are You OK?

Changing your mind? It all depends on how you look at it...

Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Illusions and Practical Joe-ks UUUU

Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

QuotaBills
Nonviolence is fine as long as it works. - Malcolm X

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

If the world were good for nothing else, it is a fine subject for speculation. - William Hazlitt

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain


Awning Truck Advertising

Harley Load

Face To Face

Who Needs Physics?

Benched Puppies

Water Relief

Shot Glasses

Men in Denim

Chocolate Couch

Ant Attack

Extreme Pressure Cooker

Just Thinking

Nothing Wrong Picture

Lipstick Dog

Hair Strengthener

Whale Photobomb

World Peas

Hide and Seek

Hoodie Onesy

Going Around In Circles

Whiskey Jig

Redneck Mercedes

Hala Fruit

Hydro Water Power