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OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

California: A fine place to live if you happen to be an orange - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

There's a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic. - Nicolas Cage

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

If the world were good for nothing else, it is a fine subject for speculation. - William Hazlitt

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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