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Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Nonviolence is fine as long as it works. - Malcolm X

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

There's a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic. - Nicolas Cage

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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