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Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

There's a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic. - Nicolas Cage

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

If the world were good for nothing else, it is a fine subject for speculation. - William Hazlitt

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

For the theatre one needs long arms; an artiste with short arms can never make a fine gesture. - Sarah Bernhardt

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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