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Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Nonviolence is fine as long as it works. - Malcolm X

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

It's a fine night to have an evening. - Steven Wright

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

If you tell yourself you feel fine, you will. - Jodi Picoult

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

There's a fine line between impressionistic and messy. - Lady Gaga

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown

There's a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic. - Nicolas Cage

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

For the theatre one needs long arms; an artiste with short arms can never make a fine gesture. - Sarah Bernhardt

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain


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