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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Nonviolence is fine as long as it works. - Malcolm X

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack


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