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Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

It's a fine night to have an evening. - Steven Wright

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

The writing of more than 75 poems in any fiscal year should be punishable by a fine of $500. - Ed Sanders

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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