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Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nonviolence is fine as long as it works. - Malcolm X

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

There's a fine line between impressionistic and messy. - Lady Gaga

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

California: A fine place to live if you happen to be an orange - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

The writing of more than 75 poems in any fiscal year should be punishable by a fine of $500. - Ed Sanders

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

For the theatre one needs long arms; an artiste with short arms can never make a fine gesture. - Sarah Bernhardt

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker


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