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Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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Are You OK? thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

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OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Nonviolence is fine as long as it works. - Malcolm X

It's a fine night to have an evening. - Steven Wright

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

If you tell yourself you feel fine, you will. - Jodi Picoult

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

There's a fine line between impressionistic and messy. - Lady Gaga

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen

It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain


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