QuotaBillsAlways go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen
Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley
I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath
Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway
To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. - Gelett Burgess
My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan
Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed
Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
Simplicity, it seems, has always been wasted on those who simply cannot appreciate it. - David Rakoff
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath
For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine
It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker
Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash