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Applelicious thanks to Jim Serritella

An apple a day keeps suspicion away

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The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg


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