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Moose Hunting Tips for hunters in the Moistwest Territories
QuotaBillsNever answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra
Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon
I got a unanimous (anonymous) letter - Archie Bunker
He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong
When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway
We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau
If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant
Life would be a perpetual flea hunt if a man were obliged to run down all the innuendoes, inveracities, and insinuations and misrepresentations which are uttered against him. - Henry Ward Beecher
Better to hunt in fields, for health unbought,
Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught,
The wise, for cure, on exercise depend;
God never made his work for man to mend. - John Dryden