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Alien Light Sighting

Mysterious fixture stands out on local highway

Alien Light Sighting thanks to Barry McCartney

Recently reported UFO and Alien sightings

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Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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