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A Wee Fit

An afterthought on bridge height limits

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Two fundamental literary qualities: supernaturalism and irony. - Charles Baudelaire

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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