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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it. - Gary Larson

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Two fundamental literary qualities: supernaturalism and irony. - Charles Baudelaire

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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