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A Good Woman

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Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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