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A Good Woman

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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Speak low if you speak love. - William Shakespeare

Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

She was torn between love and booty. - Faith Baldwin

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump


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