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A Good Woman

Tips for building a lasting and loving relationship

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A Good Woman thanks to Jim Serritella

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I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell


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