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404 Office Maintenance

How to setup and customize your own 404 File Not Found office

404 Office Maintenance thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Showing people where things aren't found in the work area

404 Office Maintenance thanks to Shawn Kennedy

404 Office Maintenance thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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Post Office: U.S. Snail - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Earthquake: A topographical error - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Error has never approached my spirit. - Prince Metternich

Stampede: A mad rush to the post office - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Who thinks it just to be judged by a single error? - Beryl Markham

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy. - Billie Jean King

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. - John Kenneth Galbraith

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt. - Eric Sevareid

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Error Message: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a general popular error to suppose the loudest complainers for the public to be the most anxious for its welfare. - Edmund Burke

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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