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How to setup and customize your own 404 File Not Found office

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Showing people where things aren't found in the work area

404 Office Maintenance thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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Post Office: U.S. Snail - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Earthquake: A topographical error - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Error has never approached my spirit. - Prince Metternich

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. - Hannah Arendt

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. - John Kenneth Galbraith

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt. - Eric Sevareid

A hallucination is a fact, not an error; what is erroneous is a judgment based upon it. - Bertrand Russell

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Error Message: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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