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404 Office Maintenance

How to setup and customize your own 404 File Not Found office

404 Office Maintenance thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Showing people where things aren't found in the work area

404 Office Maintenance thanks to Shawn Kennedy

404 Office Maintenance thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Error has never approached my spirit. - Prince Metternich

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy. - Billie Jean King

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. - John Kenneth Galbraith

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

It is a general popular error to suppose the loudest complainers for the public to be the most anxious for its welfare. - Edmund Burke

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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