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4 Stages of Santa's Life

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Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

Admiration is as indispensable to life as oxygen. - Genevieve A Dariaux

Life is not accumulation; it is about contribution. - Stephen Covey

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Life's joys are only joys if they can be shared. - Ravi Zacharias

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. - Elbert Hubbard

There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Grit is living life like it's a marathon, not a sprint. - Angela Duckworth

Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans. - Allen Saunders

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. - Helen Hayes

The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives. - Albert Schweitzer

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

The most significant moments in your life will always follow you being stretched. - Unknown

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

You are the CEO of your life. Some people need to be hired and some need to be fired. - Robert Downey Jr.

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

She believed, of course... because without something to believe in, life would be intolerable. - Rosamunde Pilcher

There is not one big cosmic meaning for all. There is only the meaning we each give to our life. - Anais Nin

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

If you are going to ask yourself life-changing questions, be sure to do something with the answers. - Bo Bennett

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Challenges should not be seen as obstacles but rather as opportunities for acquiring new experiences in life. - Unknown

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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