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Life is too short to wait. - Unknown

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. - Shirley Conran

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself. - Thales

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70. - Helen Hayes

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence. - Aristotle

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Ups and downs. Victories and defeats. Sadness and happiness. That's the best kind of life. - Maxime Lagace

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

Challenges should not be seen as obstacles but rather as opportunities for acquiring new experiences in life. - Unknown

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for our attitudes. That's the day we truly grow up. - John C Maxwell

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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