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4 Stages of Santa's Life

Relationship Clause: To believe or not believe in Santa Claus

4 Stages of Santa's Life thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Forgiveness is the giving, and so the receiving, of life. - George MacDonald

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

I beg you to believe that life is not a process, it's a drama. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given. - Deepak Chopra

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. - Richard L. Evans

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. - Reese Witherspoon

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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