4 Stages of Santa's Life

The purpose of life is a life of purpose. - Robert Byrne

Life is too short to live the same day twice. - Unknown

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

If I wear too much tartan I tend to look like a Thermos flask. - Ronnie Corbett

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Give up yourself, and you will find your real self. Lose your life and you will save it. - C S Lewis

Nothing in life is quite as important as you think it is while you're thinking about it. - Daniel Kahneman

She believed, of course... because without something to believe in, life would be intolerable. - Rosamunde Pilcher

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

Man should not ask what the meaning of his life is, but rather he must recognize that it is he who is asked. - Viktor Frankl

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. - Yoko Ono

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen