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Zipper Scar Tattoo

How to make your friends feel sorry for you

Zipper Scar Tattoo thanks to Craig Monroe

It only looks pain-full

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Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

Our bodies were printed as blank pages to be filled with the ink of our hearts. - Michael Biondi

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

You're not a bad person, you're just a little bit different and I'm a sucker for that. - Robert M. Drake

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel


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