Young Mermaid
Swimming lessons start early in the Moistwet Territories
When I grow up I'm gonna be a flounder!
QuotaBillsNo one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
'The Little Mermaid' changed my life. - Jodi Benson
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
Clark Gable was the first to have called me a mermaid. - Esther Williams
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik