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damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is simpler and easier to flatter people than to praise them. - Jean Paul Richter

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr