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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

When we make God's priorities our priorities, God blesses us. - David Jeremiah

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men. - Norman MacDonald

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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