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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

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I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale