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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

The secret of praying is praying in secret. - Leonard Ravenhill

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

The praise of the praiseworthy is above all rewards. - JRR Tolkien

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

It is not our long prayers but our believing God that gets the answer. - John G. Lake

What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant? - Jane Austen

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

The silence of a man who loves to praise is a censure sufficiently severe. - Charlotte Lennox

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles H Spurgeon

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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