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Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

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A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

Live so that the pastor won't have to lie at your funeral. - Phil Callaway

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust


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