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Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W Somerset Maugham

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

What comes to mind when we think about God is the most important thing about us. - A.W. Tozer

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

One of our fundamental spiritual problems is this: we want God to do something new while we keep doing the same old thing. - Mark Batterson

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis


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