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damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

God forgive you, but I never can. - Elizabeth I

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

The prospects are bright as the promises of God. - Adoniram Judson

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

The preacher who can't broaden or deepen his sermons usually lengthens them. - Unknown

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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