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I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

Self praise is no praise at all. - Lord Byron

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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