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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

God is not really silent, we are deaf. - Teresa of Avila

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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