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Yoga Food

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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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