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Yoga Food

Dance of the cookie cutter

Yoga Food thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Outlining kitchen inspiration

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The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan


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