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Yoga Food

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Yoga Food thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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