Wurst Humour
German Sausage - food for thought
Introducing the best of the wurst sausage recipes
QuotaBillsLife is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson
Germinate: To become a German citizen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker
Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain
Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. - Alan P Herbert
45 caliber German Shmowzer - a 38 caliber German Floogle with a telephonic site - Archie Bunker
My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
The German is like a willow. No matter which way you bend him, he will always take root again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton