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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. - Abraham Maslow

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh


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