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Worst Cruise Ever

What today's passengers call stress on a cruise ship

Worst Cruise Ever thanks to Keith Blake

Carnival Triumph passengers tell of 'horrible' conditions after disembarking. More than 4,200 passengers were on-board Carnival cruise ship when engine room fire left ship drifting without power or sanitation.

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I don't give a ship! - Unknown

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow. - Jack Black

The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power. - Unknown

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

A power greater than any human being helped make this decision. - Herbert J Stiefel

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? - Harry Shearer

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell

Sovereignty is the absolute and perpetual power of a commonwealth, the highest power of command. - Jean Bodin

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

You will know that forgiveness has begun when you recall those who hurt you and feel the power to wish them well. - Lewis B Smedes

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

Admiration of the proletariat, like that of dams, power stations, and aeroplanes, is part of the ideology of the machine age. - Bertrand Russell

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Nothing has such power to broaden the mind as the ability to investigate systematically and truly all that comes under thy observation in life. - Marcus Aurelius

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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