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Worst Cruise Ever

What today's passengers call stress on a cruise ship

Worst Cruise Ever thanks to Keith Blake

Carnival Triumph passengers tell of 'horrible' conditions after disembarking. More than 4,200 passengers were on-board Carnival cruise ship when engine room fire left ship drifting without power or sanitation.

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I only have the power of persuasion. - Donald Trump

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Facing your fears robs them of their power. - Mark Burnett

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton

What it lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do. - Aristotle

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Rank does not confer privilege or give power. It imposes responsibility. - Peter F Drucker

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George E Woodberry

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. - Josh Billings

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

Power is my mistress. I have worked too hard at her conquest to allow anyone to take her away from me. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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