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Worst Cruise Ever

What today's passengers call stress on a cruise ship

Worst Cruise Ever thanks to Keith Blake

Carnival Triumph passengers tell of 'horrible' conditions after disembarking. More than 4,200 passengers were on-board Carnival cruise ship when engine room fire left ship drifting without power or sanitation.<br /><br />
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Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

We have it in our power to begin the world over again. - Thomas Paine

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Knowledge has power. It controls access to opportunity and advancement. - Peter F Drucker

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Forgiveness really is so misunderstood, as well as the power it can release in an individual. - Jennifer O'Neill

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in the world. - Helen Keller

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Nothing has such power to broaden the mind as the ability to investigate systematically and truly all that comes under thy observation in life. - Marcus Aurelius

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard


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