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Worst Cruise Ever

What today's passengers call stress on a cruise ship

Worst Cruise Ever thanks to Keith Blake

Carnival Triumph passengers tell of 'horrible' conditions after disembarking. More than 4,200 passengers were on-board Carnival cruise ship when engine room fire left ship drifting without power or sanitation.

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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - Unknown

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinks you have. - Saul Alinsky

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Nothing is more gratifying to the mind of man than power or dominion. - Joseph Addison

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Power is my mistress. I have worked too hard at her conquest to allow anyone to take her away from me. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. - Steven Wright

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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