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Worst Cruise Ever

What today's passengers call stress on a cruise ship

Worst Cruise Ever thanks to Keith Blake

Carnival Triumph passengers tell of 'horrible' conditions after disembarking. More than 4,200 passengers were on-board Carnival cruise ship when engine room fire left ship drifting without power or sanitation.

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Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - Unknown

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

You can't trust anybody with power. - Newt Gingrich

Tomorrow do thy worst, I have lived today. - John Dryden

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom. - Robert Millikan

What it lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do. - Aristotle

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

Knowledge has power. It controls access to opportunity and advancement. - Peter F Drucker

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. - Wilson Mizner

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

This is why I loved technology: if you used it right, it could give you power and privacy. - Cory Doctorow

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. - Steven Wright

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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