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Worst Cruise Ever

What today's passengers call stress on a cruise ship

Worst Cruise Ever thanks to Keith Blake

Carnival Triumph passengers tell of 'horrible' conditions after disembarking. More than 4,200 passengers were on-board Carnival cruise ship when engine room fire left ship drifting without power or sanitation.<br /><br />
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I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

You can't trust anybody with power. - Newt Gingrich

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Power is nothing unless you can turn it into influence. - Condoleezza Rice

You cannot expect platforms of power without obscurity. - John C Maxwell

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton

True happiness involves the full use of one's power and talents. - John W Gardner

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Realising that they will never be a world power, the Cypriots have decided to settle for being a world nuisance. - George Mikes

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Technique and ability alone do not get you to the top - it is the willpower to that is the most important. This will power rises from your heart. - Junko Tabei

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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