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Worst Cruise Ever

What today's passengers call stress on a cruise ship

Worst Cruise Ever thanks to Keith Blake

Carnival Triumph passengers tell of 'horrible' conditions after disembarking. More than 4,200 passengers were on-board Carnival cruise ship when engine room fire left ship drifting without power or sanitation.<br /><br />
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We have confused power with greatness. - Stewart Udall

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Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. - Charles de Gaulle

Tomorrow do thy worst, I have lived today. - John Dryden

He who fears something gives it power over him. - Moorish Proverb

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

We have it in our power to begin the world over again. - Thomas Paine

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

True happiness involves the full use of one's power and talents. - John W Gardner

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

Knowing that you are completely forgiven destroys the power of sin in your life. - Joseph Prince

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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