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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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