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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

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Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong. - Wilson Mizner

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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