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Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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