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Woodpecker Trio

Where the squeakiest wheel gets the grease

Woodpecker Trio thanks to Mike King

Counting how many mouths to feed for dinner

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Back Four Seconds: What a clock does when it's hungry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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