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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

A silent man is easily reputed wise. - Frederick W Robertson

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

An honest man is one who's never been caught. - American Proverb

There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace

Never murder a man who is about to commit suicide. - German Proverb

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. - Charles P. Steinmetz

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. - Samuel Goldwyn

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way. - Dale Carnegie

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

A true measure of a man's worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success. - Cullen Hightower

Conscientious Woman: One who never breaks a confidence without first imposing the strictest secrecy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

It is every man's obligation to put back into the world at least the equivalent of what he takes out of it. - Albert Einstein

The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person. - Joseph Addison

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays


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