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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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Every man in his own library. - Ravi Zacharias

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. - Jonathan Swift

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives. - Albert Schweitzer

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Nothing so clearly discovers a spiritual man as his treatment of an erring brother. - Augustine

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. - Lou Holtz

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

What's a man's age? He must hurry more, that's all
Cram in a day what his youth took a year to hold. - Robert Browning

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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