Woman-Riding Man

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

He was a bold man that first did eat an oyster. - Jonathan Swift

Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose. - Baltasar Gracian

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do. - Voltaire

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason. - Blaise Pascal

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Powerful is a man that realizes his own limitations, for he is self-aware, therefore, he is limitless. - Vincent E. Lafranchi IV

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats