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The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Pittacus

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Man tends to treat all his opinions as principles. - Herbert Agar

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

Man is made for something better than disturbing dirt. - Oscar Wilde

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

There is much difference between imitating a man and counterfeiting him. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

Christianity sees the necessity for man to have spiritual values and it shows him how to get at those through physical sacraments. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo


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