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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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Two monsoons are the age of a man. - Bombay Proverb

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Every man dies. Not every man really lives. - William Wallace

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him. - Euripides

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Labor disgraces no man. Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor. - Ulysses S. Grant

The man who most vividly realizes a difficulty is the man most likely to overcome it. - Joseph Farrell

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. - Oscar Wilde

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. - Henry Ford

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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