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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

What is a rebel? A man who says no. - Albert Camus

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

I'm man enough to know when to scream. - Obert Skye

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

I am not an economist. I am an honest man! - Paul McCracken

The best way to hold a man is in your arms. - Mae West

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose. - Baltasar Gracian

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

What do you get for a man who has everything? Penicillin. - Henny Youngman

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Christianity sees the necessity for man to have spiritual values and it shows him how to get at those through physical sacraments. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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