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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden

A man-of-war is the best ambassador. - Oliver Cromwell

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

In lapidary inscriptions a man is not upon oath. - Samuel Johnson

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

No man can think clearly when his fists are clinched. - G.J. Nathan

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

Show me the man you honor, and I will know what kind of man you are. - Thomas Carlyle

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

A philanthropist is a man who gives away what he should be giving back. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is much difference between imitating a man and counterfeiting him. - Benjamin Franklin

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him. - Euripides

The utmost extent of man's knowledge, is to know that he knows nothing. - Joseph Addison

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Being scared can keep a man from getting killed, and often makes a better fighter out of him. - Louis L'Amour

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one. - George R.R. Martin

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

There is always room for a man of force and he makes room for many. Society is a troop of thinkers and the best heads among them take the best places. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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