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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

He that will not reflect is a ruined man. - Asian Proverb

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

The best way to hold a man is in your arms. - Mae West

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Louis Bergson

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him. - Euripides

To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. - William Shakespeare

A man who finds no satisfaction in himself will seek for it in vain elsewhere. - La Rochefoucauld

It is not by spectacular achievements that man can be transformed, but by will. - Henrik Ibsen

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. - Dale Carnegie

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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