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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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Every man over 40 is a scoundrel. - George Bernard Shaw

A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

I'm man enough to know when to scream. - Obert Skye

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - John Bright

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence. - Ogden Nash

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

The divinity that shapes our ends is in ourselves... all that a man achieves or fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. - James Allen

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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