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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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A man's bar is his castle - Archie Bunker

A wise man once said nothing. - Unknown

Man knows more than he understands. - Alfred Adler

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

A man that has had his fill is no eater. - Spain Proverb

Trustworthy: What you call a handcuffed man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He is a self-made man and worships his creator. - John Bright

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Francis Bacon

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. - Samuel Goldwyn

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

It's impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. - Epictetus

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist 'Jack.' - H L Mencken

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Reversing your treatment of the man you have wronged is better than asking his forgiveness. - Elbert Hubbard

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person. - Joseph Addison

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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