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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another. - Bible

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do. - Voltaire

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Sir Francis Bacon

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The man who most vividly realizes a difficulty is the man most likely to overcome it. - Joseph Farrell

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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