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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

The older a man grows the faster he could run as a boy. - Red Smith

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits. - Woodrow Wilson

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Michel de Montaigne

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

The gem cannot be polished without friction, not a man perfected without trials. - Chinese Proverb

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life. - Euripides

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis


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