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Woman-Riding Man

Getting an extra ride on the ferry crossing

Woman-Riding Man thanks to Marian Renstrom

An unaware-of-illusion

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

A man's deeds are his life. - African Saying

A good man is always a beginner. - Martial

To the man who is afraid everything rustles. - Sophocles

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A man who stands up for his rights, when it pays. - Gerald Barzan

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Sir Francis Bacon

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. - John Morley

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him. - Euripides

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river. - Ross Perot

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him.
If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook. - Groucho Marx

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley


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