QuotaBillsReligion altars the mind. - Tony Follari
I would have made a good Pope. - Richard M Nixon
Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke
Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis
The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith
Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill
When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw
I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon
Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken
My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle
A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins
In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar
The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen
You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham
Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson
Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke
Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown
When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias
If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden
Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson
Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly
If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis
The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis
Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain
You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen
Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin
I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler
The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel
I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain
Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson
Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien