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Life in Winterpeg - where the outhouse AND the inhouse are COLD
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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. - Steven Wright

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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