Winterpeg Warm
Cold Weather Seat - making the freezing bathroom seat bearable
Taking weather stripping to a new level
Life in Winterpeg - where the outhouse AND the inhouse are COLD
QuotaBillsHead Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer
My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. - Steven Wright
Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb
May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. - Steven Wright
If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash