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Life in Winterpeg - where the outhouse AND the inhouse are COLD
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Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. - Steven Wright

Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. - Steven Wright

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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