Winterpeg Warm

Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Holy: What my old socks are - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. - Steven Wright

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker